Lumosity

This morning I went from hero to goat in a matter of a few seconds - the length of time it took for Carmen to realize that the washing machine drain hose was not poked into the drain pipe. I was walking her dog at the time, and she found it in her heart to call me to bitch me out about it. This made me want to not go home, or else go home long enough to grab a rope and my ladder so I could hang myself from the highest tree in the vicinity. We did go home, however, and the rest of my day has been about penance for the unforgivable act of leaving a task uncompleted. She blamed my habit of watching game shows, and my recent blowing off of my Lumosity workouts, which I have not done since mid-April. This evening, after the afternoon dog walk, I fired up my laptop and did my Lumosity. Oh, and I never had the TV on all fucking day, thank you very fucking much!